today someone at work proclaimed he had never met any woman who didn't love jewelry. i had to break his heart by letting him know that i don't like jewelry. he said but if someone gave it to me, i'd take it. i said hell no, i'd be pissed b/c that means the person wasn't thoughtful enough to realize i don't like jewelry. and i don't like flowers. i like food. here is a list of what wins me over.

- hostess snoballs (preferably pink, but white will do since they seem to be most common in bodegas)

- little debbie jell rolls

- little debbie christmas cakes (only available during christmas season)

- apollo chocolates

- any kind of cupcake w/ white frosting and sprinkles